Merry
Wives of Windsor Act 3 – “Have I lived to be carried in a basket, like a
barrow of butcher's offal, and to be thrown in the Thames?”
The
short answer to this question voiced by Falstaff is … Yes. But I am getting
ahead of myself since this act sees the building of both the plot concerning
the undermining and general derision of Falstaff and the complications faced by
Anne Page’s many suitors. The comedy of this act reminds me of great program by
Rowan Atkinson done during the 1990’s called ‘A Lecture on Physical Comedy’. In
this program, he says that physical comedy depends on changes in status, sudden
appearances and disappearances and the use of objects and people that are the
wrong size. The comic report card of Act 3 of ‘The Merry Wives of Windsor’
ticks all these boxes.
Simples’
directions to Evans to find Caius are very complicated for a man named Simple.
So Evans decides to sit down and feed his melancholy with poetry (a diet
assured to increase melancholy before the tasting of a single sonnet). Caius is
lead in by The Host (whose sense of direction is better than his sense of
tact). It seems that Evans and Caius are finally going to face one another in
combat, but, alas, at the last moment, Shallow and Page take away both men’s
weapons (probably for a health and safety reasons or to repair the weapons
backstage). Evans and Caius find common ground in thinking that The Host and
others had pitted them against one another to make fun of them. They eventually
plot together about how to get back at The Host.
When Ford
sees Mistress Page and Falstaff's servant in the street and Mistress Page
reveals she is on the way to see Ford’s wife, Ford jumps to conclusions. When
the others have gone, Ford reveals that he thinks his wife is dishonest since
he thinks that Falstaff’s servant is on his way to give his wife a special note
from Falstaff. Ford plans to catch the cuckold Falstaff and his wife
red-handed. He accuses his wife without any evidence but his suspicion and sees
that his wife is guilt and dammed damned already.
“Good
plots, they are laid;
and
our revolted wives share damnation together.”
Just
then, The Host, Evans, Page, Cauis, Shallow and Slender, Ford enter and Ford
announces that all of them should come to his house. invites them all to come
to his house. The group that enters have been discussing the pros of Slender
marrying Anne Page and they reveal this. Page agrees it would be a good match.
Page tells Slender that he supports him, but reveals that his wife supports
Caius as a good match. Ford again states that they should all dine at his
house.
Meanwhile
Mistresses Ford and Mistress Page have been planning how to trick Falstaff.
They have got their hands on a large laundry basket and they intend to get
Falstaff to hide in the basket and then to dump him in the Thames. Falstaff's
arrival is announced and Mistress Page hides outside a door and listens in.
When Falstaff arrives he attempts to seduce Mistress Ford and goes for the
direct approach of announcing his love and wishing the death of her husband.
Then suddenly, Robin the servant whispers that Mistress Page is at the door.
Falstaff hides. Mistress Page enters with the news that Mistress Ford’s husband
and officers are coming to arrest Falstaff. He is encouraged to hide in the
laundry basket. Falstaff reluctantly agrees to this and he is hidden in the
large basket (but obviously not large enough given Falstaff’s size). Dirty
clothes are thrown on top of him just as Ford, Page, Caius, and Evans barge
their way into the room.
Ford
thinks that he has finally caught Falstaff in the act but as the servants
depart with the large oversized laundry basket, they find no sign of Falstaff.
Mistress Page is shocked by Ford’s jealousy and she and Misstress Ford plan in
private about how they could entice and demean Falstaff more.
The focus
shifts back to the Anne Page subplot where Fenton meets Anne Page and tells her
that Anne’s father doesn’t seem to favour their match. Fenton reveals that he
thinks Anne’s father believes that Fenton, being of noble birth but being
virtually broke, is only after Anne for her family’s money.
“He
doth object I am too great of birth--,
And
that, my state being gall'd with my expense,
I
seek to heal it only by his wealth…”
Anne
insists that he keep trying in his quest to marry her.
Shallow,
Slender and Mistress Quickly enters, quickly, and draws Anne aside to tell her
Slender wishes to have a private word with her. Quickly quickly takes Fenton
away from his true love. Shallow prompts Slender with shallow things to make
conversation but Anne asks Slender to speak for himself. Slender is slim on
conversation but eventually says he wants to marry and that arrangements are
being made, but if she wants out, she only has to say the word.
Then the
page is turned as the Pages (Mistress Page and Page himself) enter. Page asks
why Fenton is there and on hearing the reason, he tells Fenton that he will
never let his daughter marry him. Fenton is urged by Mistress Quickly to
quickly re-declare his love but Anne declares that she will not marry Slender.
Mistress Quickly considers her position and decides that although she has
promised in some way to help all three men woo Anne, that she will especially
help Fenton now.
“A
kind heart he hath: a woman would run through
fire
and water for such a kind heart. But yet I
would
my master had Mistress Anne; or I would
Master
Slender had her; or, in sooth, I would Master
Fenton
had her; I will do what I can for them all
three;
for so I have promised, and I'll be as good
as
my word; but speciously for Master Fenton.”
Back
at the Garter Inn, a wet and stinky Falstaff has dragged himself back from the
Thames River where he was dumped with the dirty laundry from Mistress Ford’s
household. Mistress Quickly enters bringing news that Mistress Ford wishes to
meet with him again between eight and nine in the evening. Falstaff after all
that has happens agrees to meet with Mistress Ford again.
Then Ford
enters, disguised as Brooke, and Falstaff tells an exaggerated version of his
laundry basket ordeal. When Brooke asks whether this is the end of Falstaff’s
liaison with Mistress Ford, Falstaff announces that it is already time for the
next meeting with Mistress Ford and that Brooke will soon see Ford cuckolded
(which ironically means that Ford will cuckold himself). Falstaff leaves and an
astonished and angry Ford declares that he will catch his wife and Falstaff
this time.
“… he
is at my house; he cannot 'scape me; 'tis impossible he
should;
he cannot creep into a halfpenny purse,
nor
into a pepper-box: but, lest the devil that
guides
him should aid him, I will search
impossible
places. Though what I am I cannot avoid,
yet to
be what I would not shall not make me tame:
if I
have horns to make one mad, let the proverb go
with
me: I'll be horn-mad.”
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